Walking down the hallway, a junior goes to wave at their senior friend, forgetting they are gone. They wonder why they are still here, taking tests, even though the seniors get the luxury of starting their...
A student enters Freshman Campus during homecoming spirit week, and he notices that nearly everyone is participating in “everything but a backpack day.” The same thing doesn’t apply when he enters...
Do you ever find yourself overhearing a joke about 9/11? Or someone jokingly mentioning wanting to off themselves? Or even someone yelling a slur across the hall? Chances are you have heard these jokes,...
President Donald Trump has called to reopen Alcatraz, one of the most famous federal prison in U.S. history and which held some of America's most notorious offenders from 1934 to 1963. Alcatraz has been...
A sophomore at MCHS walks into their chemistry class and sees one of the guidance counselors at the front of the room. After the bell rings, the counselor introduces himself along with the panorama survey.
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Hailey Magliochetti, Contributing Writer
• May 15, 2025
After a long shift at work, a driver is on their way home as they pass by the miserable scene of hundreds of chopped trees lying to the sides, with its dead leaves and split sticks creating gloom in the...
A senior sits in their class with only one week of school left with no motivation, and junior starts complaining about how they don't want to do any work and call it “juniorits.” The seniors can only...
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,” Charles Dickens wrote at the beginning of "A Tale of Two Cities." While this quote was originally intended to describe the French Revolution,...
For those who don’t participate in or know of Senior Assassin, the game is simple.
The objective is to eliminate your assigned target using a water gun while trying not to be eliminated by another...
In the last year, Warner Bros. has shelved a total of three completed films and cancelled several that were in production. One of these completed films was “Coyote vs. Acme,” a “Looney Tunes” movie...
Haily Marker travels to Windsor to shop for her prom dress this year. Excited, she parks her car and strolls into the store to shop away with a budget of 200 dollars. After taking a look around,...
Picture yourself either as a coach or player on a public high school sports team that has always struggled but suddenly has a great year and makes a run at state. Despite your school’s dominance before...
